Extinguish meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Because you can't afford the 3D.

Here's a thought:

Ha ha, "come."

Neckromancer? What is this, Twilight?

That Necromancer really tied the room together.

The Hobbit: Back There Again

Wait till you see the goblins.

The nude spiritual humanist photographer?

Galadriel's a married woman, and Gandalf is liable to have a low sperm count. I'm pretty sure it's all wholesome and Platonic.

God bless us, everyone.

There must be a hobbit like me on every dwarf-quest in Middle Earth.

I'll bet this is going to involve a rocking horse for a Christmas present at the age of five. "Daddy, Daddy, it makes me feel funny on my front!" Tsk, tsk.

"Mine, on the other hand, will be harder than Aramaic algebra."

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I'm just Stellan it like it is, folks.

Last of the Mohicans = Best Movie from Worst Book

The Bane Prologue!

RELEASE THE JACKEN!!!!

They sure looked real to me.