She looks like a real lousy fly-fisherman.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

It's a cartoon.

Rin Tin Tin wasn't racist; he was just doin' his job.

Never forget the nutty Holocaust sequence.

It is not possible to pegg Robert Frost.

That is so gé.

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You're telling Me.

More like Gregory PECKER!!!

Yes, but he still deserves all the shit he had to go through for inventing the Manic Pixie Dream Princess.

You should read "Johnny Got His Gun."

Yes, but can you serve Espresso with it?

I thought for a second you wrote "rape picnic."

That's a good one!

I always felt uneasy around Sugar Bear.

Our jong national nightmare is over.

I can't think of a Jesus-golf joke right now, but when I do, I'll come back and use the edit function accordingly.

It's the People's Firstie.

They did all that on "National Bill of Rights Day," too. But of course the Russians were passing ironic infringements on the people's rights way before it was cool.