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Jesus Fucking Christ
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This is all just a plot by the Gübermint to make Americans fear foreigners when they should be fearing their own fucking Eye-Phones which are basically just a bunch of tracking devices to turn the nation into a nation of radio-collared gazelles on a National Geographic animal show.

In Fascist America, US like spies!!!

CATCH UP TO HINES …. with HEINZ KETCHUP!!

He's too skinny even for Nightwing. They'll have to make up a new character for him to play, maybe the Chimney Swift or something.

I thought he sounded like George Sanders, which actually makes me want to see the movie now.

as BATBOY!!!!

Not only will Batman die, but he won't come back to life, either.

That's a northern saw-whet owl, and they don't sound anything like that. Only a few owls actually make the stereotypical "hoo" sound. Saw-whet owls sound like a smoke alarm going off. Or, rather, the prodigious whetting of a saw blade.

THE BEAR PATROL IS A MASSIVE SUCCESS!!

I guess I would include the Saddam Era as being part of Our Occupation, since We were the Ones who put him There.

Because Hitchens was an intelligent man who supported the war in spite of his intelligence.

Many soldiers are sick from it; it's the most shamefully unreported story of the war, and many more will begin to develop symptoms in the near future. I know a guy who served 3 years in Iraq and his unit's main job was to burn wreckage in the aftermath of various battles; he and all his buddies are now chronically

What bugs me about atheists (and in particular, humanists) is that they insist the whole living universe is an accident, the mere fermentation of a chemical shrug, and yet they waste no time anointing themselves the crowing achievement of Happenstance and Company (a limited liability corporation), claiming that

I'm not a socialist, I'm an anarcho-monarchist.

When uranium is refined for nuclear power, a single isotope is removed during the fission process. The left-over stuff (curiously referred to as "depleted") retains 60% of its radioactivity for another 4.5 billion years. We don't want it piling up in the United States so we makes bullets out of it. It's denser than

I'm more concerned about society's desire to whitewash the deaths of 4,487 dead American soldiers (that's excluding the veteran suicides, which according to a 5-month investigation by CBS numbered over 6,000 in 2005 alone), 16,623 dead of the Iraqi Security Forces, anywhere from 100,000 to a million and a half Iraqi

Well, at least we won't have to bear the indignity of al-Qaeda following us home. All twelve of them, you know.

I JUST KNEW THE IRAQ WAR WOULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM!

It looks like he might be Bruce Willis.

It is also "National Bill of Rights Day."