I was….talking about my rug.

I thought I was referencing the patriotic fervor of post-9/11 America.

No, it's just that Alison Brie is the Sofia Loren of Marilyn Monroes, apparently.

THIS FLAG DOESN'T RUN

What does the son of a glovemaker have to do with anything?

*Note: it was Earth all along, you maniacs.

I'm far less leary of berets than I am of leather cowboy hats.

HILLBILLIES PUMP KIN

Well, thanks.

I am The Motherfucking Shore Patrol.

Nyarrrgghh…

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Le wrong!

Nyaaaarrrgh, Mr. Gilmer, tis "cannon" for the plural, no "s" be on the end of it.

Now were ye drunk, or were ye bloind
When ye left yer two foin legs behoind?

Wid yer too-ri-aa, fol de diddle aaaaaaaa!!!
Too-ri-oo-ri-oo-ri-aa!!!!!!

En francais!

L'arrière-train bulle.

Any Church that can afford to pay out $660 million in settlement claims to keep allegations of sex abuse out of the public courts clearly doesn't "get" the Gospel, but then that would seem frightfully beyond the point, wouldn't it?

Sure! Spread the word.