I actually met a guy named Chester Bublitz once.

Hey! I'm on Safari! One click! Can you believe that? ONE!!!!

I prefer loose leaf tea. You get more flavor out of it.

"Norman Mailer Doesn't Have Time To Answer Your Questions About Symbolism" needs to become a new gimmick poster ASAP.

"Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to boil all modern society to rags. The mere minimum of the Church would be a deadly ultimatum to the world. For the whole modern world is absolutely based on the assumption, not that the rich are necessary (which is tenable) but that the rich are trustworthy, which…

I saw William F. Buckley on Charlie Rose once and he said that Ayn Rand initially adored him when he wrote flattering reviews of her early work, even though she once told him "You are too intelligent to believe in Gott." He later wrote an unfavorable review of Atlas Shrugged and she never spoke to him again.

What does it mean? I don't get it.

"I wish we had some salt."
"You know, you can season meat with gunpowder."
"I wish we had some gunpowder."

That's way better than mine. You shall succeed Me as King of the Internets today. But then, you were born to suc ceed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

That's why, as a Neo-Luddite, I just walk around talking to myself in public, narrating my life as it unfolds before my eyes.

Yeah, that sprawling, gangrenous wasteland sure is purty at night.

Snob4Life

What's the deal with the "Vel?" I never understood that.

He spends most of his money on food, that's why.

I'm way behind the curve.

And remember, you'd never be able to get ham like that if the Moors were still ruling Iberia.

Gary Oldman has always been My muse. He will be My heavenly Son-of-Manservant when he dies.

The Old Man and the Sea.

That's funny, because according to the IMDB I'm looking at, it says Oldman has been in 70 and Day-Lewis has been in 29.

"Lifetime?"