You do know he's not really a spy.

Can I have your autograph, Mr. Le Carre?

I hear they're planning to name a river after him.

I loved that movie! It was sumptuous.

Partly spigot, partly widget.

I'm not a communist!
I'm a Marxist-Leninist!

My Jewish grandparents fled Prussia back in Nineteen-Dickety-Two, heading northwest during the Great Purge. I guess you could say they were Russian toward the Finnish. Since they were driving a Buick, they were obviously in danger of Stalin.

He's a leading contender for the Walter Mathau role in Brett Ratner's gritty reboot of "Grumpy Old Men."

If you could get him to collaborate with something equally awesome, like, for instance, the sea…then you would deserve some sort of medal. At any rate, it's the sediment that counts.

Caesar?

Greg Palast, who has spent twenty years investigating BP, was told by the Eskimos it occurred off Prudhoe Bay throughout the summer of 2010, and that area is so well traveled and regularly inspected, there is no way the EPA, Coast Guard, Interior Deptartment, and God wouldn't have noticed.

Social democracies don't determine high standards of living. What determines a high standard of living is the size of a nation, the number of people, and their relative independence to provide for themselves without entangling themselves in a debt-ridden web of international finance. Look at Sweden and Iceland. They…

Not many "Likes" for ol' Jesus in this thread.

I just seen it (that is to say, I saw it), and by God, they done typed it in a font that ain't been invented yet!

I thought you're supposed to say something about springtime.

Fun Fact:

"SOCIALISM"

I Ran, I Rock, I Conquered. Vinny Vitman Vickie.

You mean like, more so than "nebulously?"

DILDOS AND FALAFEL!!!