You're halfway to Wesley Willisdom.

Hiya, Neil.

It's a little early for Christmas.

But humans…man, those humans are positively wonderful.

Terri Garr. That would be a movie.

Try the Charlotte Rampling. It's the best in the City.

Do sons of glovemakers also know how to defy the laws of physics, or am I missing the point?

There's more too in than elitist snobbery. There are too many parallels between De Vere's own life and the plots of the historical/tragic plays to be blown off as a mere coincidence. The more complex a coincidence becomes, the less likely it is, in fact, a coincidence. Saying there was no manipulation behind these…

Robert de Niro has been acting under his own name for the past 15 years and (guess what?) he kinda sucks.

Poor Derek. It must really hurt, having a brain big enough to fill a human skull.

Let's discuss "Mission Accomplished." Better yet, 9/11.

Hi there. Why don't you have a seat.

Jews are always coining tings.

Don't you mean "Agamemnonian?"

You mean every one of "William Shakespeare's" plays isn't a masterpiece? Huh. You know who wrote a lot of non-masterpieces? Edward DeVere.

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During the High Holy Days?!?!? You must be joking!

The only people more humorless than Israeli Jews are American lesbians.

Something something how many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon something something ashtray something something.

The Dead Sea is so thick and salty, Natalie Portman floats in it.