All this time I thought Private Maccabee was an Irishman.

Something something Leviticus something something.

Das right.

Are you suggesting that compulsory bumber-sticker troop-lovin' ain't enough to keep America safe? Gosh.

Her name is Irish PUHB, Kenny!!! Get it right!!!

"No bells? Well, I'm convinced!"

"It's Oxford and Cambridge students holding that nobody who didn't come from noble breeding could have possibly written the era's finest works, because you were either nobility or a total illiterate bumpkin in those days."

The act of comparing some hypothetical story about a guy shooting a barn to the evidence that Oxford wrote those plays (which is stronger than the evidence that "William Shakespeare" even existed) doesn't prove a damn thing. You could conceive some bullshit hypothetical parable to prove or disprove (in an…

Lumping Birthers, Truthers, and Shakespeare doubters into the same category is childish and asinine. There's NO evidence whatsoever that Barack Obama WASN'T born in Hawaii when he says he was. There IS, however, plenty of evidence that the official narrative of 9/11 is demonstrably false and that the Bush…

There is a such an extraordinary frequency of coincidence here, pinpointed in one geographical area, and in one brief time period, that the only way one could conclude there is no connection is to PREFER that there is no connection. Logic leads to Oxford. Evidence leads to Oxford.

Just imagine how creepy it would be if they took over, I don't know, Spain, or something.

Thanks! I saw bran muffins and thought of you.
Though of course, as a testosteronial male…

Plus, Hoover wasn't that pretty.

I always used to think the debate over Shakespeare's authorship was just a bunch of snobs who didn't want to admit that a pauper could write such brilliant work. But that's an idiotic reduction of the argument.

"They're on instruments."

Say, EvelKareebel…have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop kissin' girls.

And Skunk Ape's getting LARRRRRGER!!!!

The children? What is it?!?!?

Thank God Rihanna doesn't fly Southwest.