A Dick Wolf???

I think you meant "Bags Fly Free."

All of you: Stop saying "quim" or I'll report you to Mayor Quimby!

One evening on Nantucket when Bush used his salad fork for filet mignon.

O'Reilly is pure Republican in that he is utterly devoid of shame. Hypocrisy bounces off him as if his scruples were made of Flubber.

LIAR!!!

The funny thing is, Bush doesn't even drink beer. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice…shame on…uh…

That is exactly what it was: a Darth Vader moon helmet.

Try harder, stupid lamestream gimmick!

I'll take firm mulatto tits over newly-dropped Irish testicles any day.

*guides hand toward less-expensive, American-made can of Glade Apple-Cinnamon air freshener

PEACE OF ASS, is more like it.

But she was abused, so it's the only way she knows how to express affection, so go for it.

JESUS IS MY WET NURSE

Send her to the Magdalene Laundries, b'gosh, b'god!

Someone should start a gimmick as some stodgy Victorian-era British officer called Major Bewbage.

No me gustafson.

He's the Archmange of Aether. He can write whatever he wants.

O'Neil better fix that or he'll be racist.

I, Yee Yee…