That square-jawed Eye-Tie on the right is Captain Bologna.

I GOT ARRESTED AT THE OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!!!!

Why do you seek the living among the dead? He has another account, you know.

"As long as the Ten Commandments appear on the walls and lawns of our courthouses, we don't have a true hope for impartial rulings."

I'll join Tumblr when they put an "e" in there.

Kind of like how water is secondary to oxygen.

Oh, the Inquisition! How many people did they kill in that 100 year period? Something like 2,000?

I'll see your King and raise you a Lazarus.

We aren't any near a fundamentalist modern evangelical state, here. The professed faith of the Religious Right is all for show. I mean, come on. George W. Bush talked about God when he was campaigning. Not when he was governing. The Republican party is either throwing this next election so they can further pin the…

Jesus never justified violence against other people (property, yes, but people, no), so Christians who do violence against other people are sinners.
Muhammad justified violence against other people repeatedly, so Muslims who do violence against other people are just following orders.There shouldn't be any question here…

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Human beings are too vicious to be saved, but atheism (specifically Marxist communism, but atheism is as integral to Marxist communism as water to a fish) has been responsible for more bloodshed and more environmental degradation than any other system in human…

I didn't know they had Islam in Anna May.

Ain't nothin' in the middle of the road but yeller stripes an' dead armadillers.

Or better better yet, deconstructed Comic Book Super Heroes who fight juggaloes with cellphone sonar goggles. Brilliant.

Too bad it's not hard to present Islam positively in the film world, then. Individual Christians may be disgusting, entire Christians churches and even entire denominations may be disgusting, but you should thank your lucky stars you live in a country that separates church and state. You only have to deal with these…

Earth is overrated.

Vigodacream.

You were wearing a pom-pom. Even for Halloween, that's pretty gay. Cute, but pretty gay.

God phelps those who phelp themselves.

I've never seen Ghost Busters. Is it any good?