I went down to the dock and looked at the dolphin in the water. It didn't have a tail and I felt I should do something. Nick was standing there too. He was drinking a whisky-soda. The wind was picking up. He was watching the clouds. "Someone ought to do something," I said.
"About what?" asked Nick.
"About the dolphin.…

SOYLENT GREEN IS DOLPHINS!!!!

Quick!

[SPLURTS]

TV in general sucks, and it turns your mind to mush.

I thought that was a gun in his mouth until a few seconds ago.

Pssssst.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back off, pal.

TV IS THE DEVIL

GOD HATES HATERS

"Is that legal?"
"Sometimes you have to bend the rules to keep your country safe."

Judi with an "i," damnit, JUDI WITH AN "I!"

I thought, if it was about Northwest Airlines, then they would use proper English and speak slow enough for a Minnesotan to understand what the heck they're sayin, there. Dem rappers, ya know.

Which half of you is Jewish?

That woman must have a big ass if she can insert videos into it!

Toiban.

I thought vaccines turned girls into mentally retarded retards.

Neither will Joe Pesci, because of what he did to Billy Batts.

Make that FUDGEsicle.

Music?