Holy crap!

Yes, but focused on making his own glue.

The hour or two required for public health workers to take the kiddos to a clinic would be long enough for me.

I can be two parental things.

"We are here today to witness the union of two yummy opposites — the hot side, and the cold side — in the joyful bond of a holy hamburger."

And yet… we hear.

Or WAS IT???
[…checks Internet…]

Don't worry. Netflix has a cunning plan.

We could have used a clip from Mulholland Drive: #16. Have eye-meltingly hot sex with Naomi Watts before a late night trip to Club Silencio.

Please use the knob.

Not sure. I lost track of whether it was a pun thread or one where I expected "all those…

Great Wombbb, Archmage!

I remember an elderly elementary school music teacher making us sing it in class because she liked the exotic rhythm.

Avatar/comment synergy of sorts. :-(

Touché.

You mock our online pain.

It's not heez fault he's the beegest and the strongest… @avclub-93e06678bf43969ed7f3b3377605aa8c:disqus doesn't even exercise.

At least the original gave us the over-the-top board game Fortress America. An "F" to be sure, but with a silver lining.

They will not do it in a box.
They will not do it with a fox.
They will not do it on a table.
They will not do it on basic cable.
They do not like Shows Coarse and Lewd.
They do not like them, Citric Dude.

Who was subsequently banned from all steakhouses in the tri-state area.