Looked up that quote, now reading The Adages of Erasmus. Thank you for helping me waste time at work, friend.

That was me! I asked that question! Definitely one of the highlights of a boring, boring life when he replied with that. And I thought it was generally agreed upon within that Reddit thread that AVC was going to make O'Neal write the review for this episode!

Not that I watched, but didn't Max and Jane have a fireman subplot too? I'd be happy to be corrected. But if not, I'm glad David Caspe is writing what he apparently knows.

But I think the issue with Che is that he's genuinely fucking up, not that he's doing one thing well but it's just not what America wants. What I think no one is really talking about is the question of how much of Che being good on the Daily Show was due to the Daily Show writers, and how he's adrift on SNL because of…

So the sole metric for Che's success is how "edgy" a "black dude" he is? Yikes… I mean there are plenty of other ways his performance kind of sucks but I didn't realize that was the bar set for him.

WHEN DO THEY GET TO THE FIREFIGHT FACTORY

That's it! We host the most bomb-ass-tacular film festival in America and invite him as an award recipient. The prize? CUFFS

This is the main reason I haven't been able to get excited about this movie. Part of what made the witch so spooky and beyond comprehension was the dichotomy between her often ugly appearance and uglier motivation and her unbelievably amazing voice.

Do they really let other people in the room for CAT scans like that?

WHERE DID JIM'S ROOMMATE GO

I love this as well. Her alarm when Ryan brings in Michael's jeans from the cleaners is such a good indicator of the almost familial intimacy the two have that Pam wishes they didn't have.

Yeah whoever heard of close female friends that DON'T scissor?!

I like his continued assertion that Anna Kendrick directed this movie.

Yeah Ben and Leslie are TOTALLY amorphous others in the face of matrimony. Also, FUCK YOU

Wasn't he like Mike Scully's childhood friend who got really creeped out when he saw the episode? They talked about it on the commentary.

That was a really awesome review. Like seriously. Thanks for making me fall in love with pith again, AV Club!

Go spend some time in China and watch Chinese daytime TV. White people get lampooned plenty. You just aren't watching it.

Go on…

Or more directly…

THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!