With the absence of Barf and Dot Matrix, they can always increase the role of Pizza the Hut. Oh wait…

Is this that show where Lou Reed and James Hetfield tell people that they are, in fact, the table?

I love this dystopia they created where residential areas exist solely on college campuses.

That's asking for a lot. What do you think they are, some sort of super computer capable of producing an entire comedy script's worth of jokes?

Does this mean that Grant Imahara gets to quit his day-job at McDonald's?

You might need to cut off some of the mold, but it should still be safe to watch. Those expiration dates are really more of suggestions, anyway.

I'm just glad he asked for clean ice. I was worried Jack White was one of those freaks who drops ice on the ground and puts it back in his drink without even trying to justify it by saying, "Five second rule." Those people make me sick…

It looks like Pianosaurus finally has some competition. http://youtu.be/dn4UmJgp24I