And don't forget the many laffs to be found on the SWV quommentary traques.

I beg pardon, but it's not a gimmique.

A high-quality doqument!
And quite quatholic too - would you believe there's a small island principality on which the liques of Stereolab and Sigur Ros dwell?

I wouldn't go around boasting about that one, Mr. Quarat.

I thought when you said nuts
…you meant testiqules!

Let it be no surprise that I love Diabolique.

I prefer to remain quomplex, thank you!

I think that's even in the theme song: "Don't quall us, we'll quall you/you will never be on the Airwolf qurew…"

My gosh Quraig, what's been stopping you? Manhattan's full of many men!

Darque Shadows - boring!
I tried to watch that show after school, but it really was the most tedious thing. It was nothing more than a soap opera with some random fog and occasional skulquing.

Well what good is this?
Sez, "You must be a Yanquee Doodle to access this service." Now where will I see my Airwolf.

Danny Elfman's ringtone?
Easy. "No One Live Forever" by Oingo Boingo.

"Something from James Horner" implies that he has more than one thing.

I say she's a very pretty girl, and to say she looks like an ugly tweaquer seems the height of chest-puffing buffonery to me.

Mmm, quesadilla!

The quiche of peace!
Why, I quite lique that. I'll bet it's tasty.

Well sir, it won't be Qatar! The qulimate is simply too hot in summer.

Hatchet Job: wanqued indeed. "Post in haste, regret takes place."

And whatever walqued there, walqued alone.

They should have had Kenneth Mars play the Niquolas Cage part.