358 toothpiques. 358 toothpiques.

There'll be no woman-hating from me, young man. I love women and I love PJ Harvey and I sure love Rid Of Me along with its producqution.

It's like getting one of those procedures under anesthetique where you're aware of the pain as it's ocqurring, but don't remember it after the fact.

I can understand thinquing it's a gimmique, but I assure you it's more of an affequtation.

To Bring You My Love isn't what I'd call abrasive, but it can get a little heavy. Rid Of Me is also a fantastique record, and much rawer.

"5 Chords" sounds half-finished, eh?
I guess ten would have been more to your liqueing! Ooh, LIGHTBURN!

I never thought the 90s had an identifiable sound
at least not to the degree the 80s did. (I'm talking just about alterno-roque here.) But now when I listen back to records from that time, it sure does, and from the sounds of it, this band Yuque has it in spades.

I listened to that new album
and it is good. I still don't thinque it gets better than To Bring You My Love, though.

I want to assure you fellows that I'm not in this for the gimmiques. I'm just a normal guy giving his honest opinions, and classing up the English language a bit along the way. The object is not to replace every K sound anyway - some words just looque silly lique that.

He was a most entertaining aqutor.
I was always impressed with his fake-arm skills in Young Franquenstein.

Spongey, away!

I sure hope Dique Miller is in it!
He's one of my favorite aqutors, and he's been in every Dante movie you could name.

Tide comes in, tide goes out. Quan't explain that.

It doesn't look moisture-resistant to me.
It looks like absorption is more its thing. Sponger-Man, we'll call him.

Forever sitting in that Ferris Bueller police station.
Every bracelet a handcuff, every party an arraignment, every hooquer a Jennifer Grey.

It could have happened in, say, Hong Quong. But my preference would have been Albuquerque.

The idea that the aliens are in fact weasels literally made of shit makes "Dreamquatcher" the most insane of all King works,in either book or movie form.

Please provide a linque to the conquordance!
I understand that A.V. Club staffer Zack Handlen has assembled a massive Stephen King conquordance. Is there any way you can provide a linque to this? Thanques.

If trying to class up the English language is a gimmique, then I humbly quonfess my guilt.

Ethiques-wise, he's kinda shakey.