What were the reviews like out of CPAQUE?
I'm sure those buffoons just loved it. I wonder if all the ones who declined to attend the conference because - gasp! - queer quonservatives were allowed to attend now regret their decision.

When your mission is to add some class to the English language, as mine is, you're bound to encounter both piques and valleys along the way.

No one crosses Pique Smith and gets away with it!
I'm actually pretty interested in the works of Howard "Hikmet" Avedis. He made the absolutely hilarious prancing-Paxton slasher movie Mortuary, where Bill Paxton plays a psyquo killer who likes to go skipping merrily through graveyards.

Die Hard 5: Punqued

We're between the devil and the deep blue sea here, my friend. Frankly, it makes me want to puque.

There's a sequel?

Miller, I have to agree with you a thousand times on your Talisman remarque. It's a true fact. Thirteen to fifteen is an ideal age to read many King booques, and I got through a ton of them in that period.

No, I thinque I spelled it quorrectly.

Or Cop Roque? What about Cop Roque?

Is that one of their epic ten-minute traques? I haven't heard it if so, but their shorter songs are pretty good.

It's time for me to take another craque at this expansive work of literature.

That ripe old "double-ham" gag comes from Animal House.
It's always good to see it return. And the ham video was all right, but I still don't know the difference between country and city hams. My prospects as a ham carver are bleaque.

I thinque a Passport to Paradise on Abel Ferrara would be a good idea.
Little-known is that the star of Ugly Betty is his daughter. But he has made a number of interesting films, and one of the A.V. Club's patented introductory artiqules on him would be a great jumping-off point for lots of people.

I thinque you're largely correct in your analysis.
I read this book as a young lad and will not soon forget portly Harold, who would jerque off every night and let the cum dry to a crust on his ample belly.