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"You're under arrest, Sugar."
"Curses! The law has foiled me once again!"
"If you slip a couple of Harry Deans between the boys you'll get off easy."
"Really? Gee, you're swell!"
"Don't I know it."

I'm going for 36 C. If I thrust and lean forward a bit, I think I'll make it.

Your under arrest, Sugar.

Get off my lawn.

Sacre bleu moi.

There's not enough evidence to charge Dino with rape, but I can definitely nail him for smoking a cigarette outside of the designating smoking tent back behind the bar. If we file the charges in Manhattan, he'll be shining Bernie Madoff's shoes for the next 150 years.

What?!?! But it's full of Mexicans!!!

Scare him half to death and see what happens.

Abbott and Costello Meet Coco Chanel and Igor Stravinsky with Jason and the Argonauts of Cock

Preddy Got Fingered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Proposition is the cheeriest movie they ever made.

I've got it!

It is now safe to inform you that you were accused as an unwitting decoy to expose Starz into indicating that he is really ZMF. It's complicated.

Since you're all in the habit of solving mysteries,

Hold it right there!
Something smells fishy (and it ain't just my vagina).

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