Kate Winslet's BOOBS produced a VERY SPECIAL EFFECT

Kate Winslet's BOOBS produced a VERY SPECIAL EFFECT

Massa Bates done put me in de chains and gimme a good whippin.

The Wind in the Willows: It Blows.

The Toad: starring Viggo Mortenson.

Bullshit.

No, unfortunately New Orleans is a Chocolate City, and the recent heat wave made it all sticky again. Watch out for the wasps.

"Include subplots dealing with sex slaves, analrapists, and child pronography!"

Would a trombone soaked in flood waters be a Rusty Trombone?

I know of a promising young rapper named Joaquin Phoenix who could maybe pull it off.

Next week he'll write about the Waylin' Jennys.

I once investigated a misappropriation of fundaments in the Catholic Penile League.

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I WAS SAYIN SOMETHIN ABOUT BLOWIN AS IN BLOWIN MY BIG BABPIPE TITTIES YEAH BITCH FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOW'D YA LIKE SOME FUCKIN HANDCUFFS AROUND YOUR ANKLES I'D TOTALLY OWN YOUR ASS FUCK OWN FUCK YEAH FUCK BITCH.

"Vaginas are kinda gross. They're like oozing open wounds that never heal."

Harrison Ford will be mauled by a grizzly.

The E-Trade Baby.

Fuck you all.

You there!

I get the same feeling, too.

Who are you to question the morals of a rape victim? You don't understand how their minds operate. For this girl, rape was the only non-consensual defilement with an old stranger she ever knew. It was the only way she knew how to express herself.