Could you even stand them for that half hour?

The horseface star takes herself way too seriously to poke fun at the franchise. Any critic that doesn't understand that this can in no way be satire ought to be fired.

It must be annoying for flight attendants to carry around all those singles. Airlines should simplify, and just make it $5.

I'm off of CNN's morning programming, and now I'm living clean with History International. You can't beat Ancient Almanac while getting ready for work. CNN has been garbage since they dumped Miles and Soledad. But amping up the stooge factor of their replacements, then dumping Heidi Collins - unbearable!

Agreed. Thank you, Noel. Also, I thought you were the best one in the last Ryan Station podcast. I love how reasonable and intelligent you are in the face of the backlash to Across the Sea (and to some extent, this season in general). It's nice to get a reminder that the show is fun, and it's fun to sit back and…

Headless Corpse - I started to think that, too. As protector, possibly he'd have the most "bleedthrough" once the island sinks. The cut looks bigger, so it appears that he's moving toward whatever happens to cause it, not away.

I was a little creeped out by her flirting with Ben. At first I thought it was a sweet resolution for these two, but then I just couldn't shake the ick factor of her wanting to be with a guy who stole her baby and drove her insane.

How does his new romance with Libby play into that? If he's fully aware of the island, he knows Libby is dead. So, does the mirrorverse endgame involve negating that world (and a live Libby)? Hurley seems pretty cool and unconflicted with whatever Des is cooking up.

Respectfully, I'd like to see Josh Holloway in the Tom Selleck role.

Layaway - that takes me back. And your pic makes you look like the kind of old dude who was around in those heady days of yore.

Full circle. Just like the donkey wheel, things on the island go full circle. I liked it.

The first Dharma drops! That's how they start.

This brings Desmond back into play nicely - brutha. Maybe Smokey hates being called "brother" because it reminds him of human fallibility.

I loved seeing Zombieland in the theater, and that wouldn't have compared to the raucous fun of the communal movie-going experience.

I didn't check out the Newswire article - no way I'd go near it with a 10-foot pylon. But, I did appreciate the heads-up that it's open spoiler season as we head into the home stretch. At the very least, I know it's time to spend less time in the comments until The End is over. It's a shame, because I love the…

To be fair, Sayid did die already early in the season. And, at the end of last season, a lot of folks didn't think he'd survive the gunshot. I was surprised we got this much of him this season, and so sad that he was soulless and broken. It was nice to see him redeem himself at the end.

Call ahead, your hotel room might have a TV. No, seriously, it sucks if you have to miss it because of a family etc. commitment. I watched the end of Buffy when on vacation in Santa Fe, but only because my husband was indulgent.

So, Noel, that means you get no spoiler protection because you're saving us? Kinda like our Sayid, but without zombification.

Y'all are too cynical. May the 4th be with you is hilarious.

Don't forget the attention to the teeth - that's pretty good stuff.