GHOST REPORTIN'.

IF I AM NOT ME, DEN WHO DA HELL AM I?

I'll reserve judgement
Until they reboot this franchise in 2023.

@ Poopenstein - AGREE 100%.. that's what I always heard it as when I played Wolf3d as a youngster. I was the first kid at school who had a computer with a Sound Blaster 16, and it was jarring to hear actual sound effects and spoken phrases instead of the pc speaker bleep/bloops we were used to when it came to old PC…

And what's more, he'll be Gone Til November… at the very least.

Actually, D&D was able to make its saving throw

Tonight, we're gonna.. shake the FAIL STICK!

Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outfit…and a hen supervisor to boot. I am blown! Bloooown away! Blown George! Bloooooooooooooooooooown!

Then I'd immolate myself while dying of CancerAIDS.

First,
I'd say Fuck. A lot.

HOW COULD YOU GIVE 12 MILLION DOLLARS TO HIDEKI IRABU?!

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! The guy had 30 home runs last year, over 100 RBI's, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!

On a side note, I think Sharlto Copley would be pretty Fookin' good as Bruce Banner. You wouldn't like him when he gets Fookin' angry.

Is anybody ready to rock?!

He'd be the perfect Gorilla Boss, perfect I say!

6. Ranking the AV Undercover series

I was sure there would be an "On a Friday" related firstie..

Agreed, the bonus tracks are excellent. Ret Liv Dead is one of Norman Blake's hidden gems.

Did anyone else subconsciously read this article
in a Scottish brogue?

He made you have psycho sex with his wife?