Advice Jeremy Piven should be following to this day.

I think we spoke about this on the TI boards, but I requested Delta Force II: The Columbian Connection. It's my favorite bad movie of all time.

The Nerdist end of year Hostful is one of my favorite podcasts of the year. It's very, very good.

This was the first episode I saw since, oh, maybe season two. I laughed the entire time. A.

The page-views turn south. They're taking the commenters to the forums!

The post-The Core bump didn't happen either. He was the smartest of scientists!

I made a mulled red wine with apple cider, maple syrup, cloves, cinnamon sticks, and orange peel. Mix it in a sauce pan (minus the orange, simmer for however long you like, then put the orange peel and a cinnamon stick in the cup with the drink).

The comment count declines. Blood has been spilled this night.

80% of this sounds like satire. But that last 20% makes me nervous.

*punches air*

Don't call them women or girls. Reddit taught me to call them females.

The vast majority of baseball writers and HOF voters can go fuck themselves. The line between the PED era and the time before and after is blurry as hell. It makes me angry when voters start basing their votes around people associated with the "era" and not the actual, proven use of PED's.

Bill Nighy the Science Guighy.

"An explosion at the Lisa Frank factory pits Gabriel Black against his toughest foe yet: A unicorn with rainbow wings."

Nope.

Easily the best opening sentence to a Newswire I've ever read.

You are perfect.

They'e both writing over at The Dissolve.

This link will have all Homeland reviews, at least to my eyes: http://www.avclub.com/tv/ho…

Does he do any jelloems?