Same here. So unimaginative. So derisively said. So goddamn funny.

My wife is new to CBB and asked me during the first Farts and Procreation episode if this was an actual skit hat they performed in Chicago. I didn't really "get" my first Wompler episode until I googled it. It's a baffling show sometimes, but that's why I like it.

I liked that the Chuckie creepy is larger than the actual doll.

"Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos! Movies make psychos more creative!"

This is very accurate.

Vince isn't sure if he's going to host a game show.

There's a doctoral dissertation in the decline of the term "family jewels" and the rise of "junk."

I'm pretty pumped to see what Carpazzi does with Monster Fuck: Part 4.

What do you think was going through Harrison Ford's mind when they were buckling him into that ridiculous seat?

Except when Reddit decides to profile brown people. Then it gets real, fast.

"Ender…Do you like movies about gladiators?"

How else will they be able to nominate the kid from Modern Family?

Chris Christie should just go method in 2016 and run as Taft.

James Franco, probably. Or the walrus from 50 First Dates.

14 Reasons Why Tesla Could Have Defeated Teddy Roosevelt in an Electricity Contest

What are the arguments against her work? I remember liking Team of Rivals, but haven't read any of her other stuff.

Taft and Roosevelt would have raised billions for Movember. Hell, we could have eradicated prostate cancer with the funds raised on one Civil War battlefield alone. The period of 1850-1930 is the Golden Era of American Mustaches.

Amtrak Joe and the Train of Terror

We're further away from VH1's I love the 90's series than the series was from the 90's.

The fake Vice Twitter account is pretty great. Lampoons the silliness of the absurd detached hipster lens they view the world through.