Talk about darkest timelines. Mary would have taken up with Potter and started charging people for using the steps in front of the library.

I never considered Parks and rec being Capra-esque. But It's the only show that really nails the feeling from the end of It's a Wonderful Life. Great observation.

I never considered Parks and rec being Capra-esque. But It's the only show that really nails the feeling from the end of It's a Wonderful Life. Great observation.

I'm going to start a podcast called Comedians Talking to Comedians About Twitter.

I'm going to start a podcast called Comedians Talking to Comedians About Twitter.

Editing that stuff out was pure class on their part. It's great that they threw a disclaimer up too. Trying to cheer up with a podcast, only to be reminded of what happened without warning could have been tough for anyone directly or indirectly affected by the tragedy at Newtown.

Editing that stuff out was pure class on their part. It's great that they threw a disclaimer up too. Trying to cheer up with a podcast, only to be reminded of what happened without warning could have been tough for anyone directly or indirectly affected by the tragedy at Newtown.

I've been mainlining Paul F Tompkins's Comedy Bang Bang appearances. Christ, that man is funny. And holy shit, his appearances as Ice Tea with Jesse "The Heart" Ventura are almost  impossibly hilarious.

I've been mainlining Paul F Tompkins's Comedy Bang Bang appearances. Christ, that man is funny. And holy shit, his appearances as Ice Tea with Jesse "The Heart" Ventura are almost  impossibly hilarious.

Honestly? I'd send them a list of links to Rappin Jake Sisko.

Honestly? I'd send them a list of links to Rappin Jake Sisko.

She definitely looks like she's trying not to cry.

She definitely looks like she's trying not to cry.

The teenager throwing up, and that weird looking guy going "Oh shit!" makes that one of the funniest death scenes in television history.

The teenager throwing up, and that weird looking guy going "Oh shit!" makes that one of the funniest death scenes in television history.

laughmumbles.

laughmumbles.

There can be only one. Or maybe a few of us because we're pretty nice guys.

There can be only one. Or maybe a few of us because we're pretty nice guys.

These have to be recorded and released. These are unironically great and seriously impressive.