I made the mistake of lurking at AICN for a few months. Most of the commenters are lunatics. Knowles is delusional and illiterate. I'm glad I found the AVClub.

The boy from the first one and the family the boy and his sister were trying to find throughout the entire first film are brutally slaughtered within the first 5 minutes of the second Ewoks movie. Hilarious.

The boy from the first one and the family the boy and his sister were trying to find throughout the entire first film are brutally slaughtered within the first 5 minutes of the second Ewoks movie. Hilarious.

Death Wish 9

Death Wish 9

Whoa whoa whoa, there's still plenty of footage here. Now you write some dialogue, get Will Arnett's agent on the phone, have Jason Bateman swing by for some pickups. Baby, you got a few new episodes.

Whoa whoa whoa, there's still plenty of footage here. Now you write some dialogue, get Will Arnett's agent on the phone, have Jason Bateman swing by for some pickups. Baby, you got a few new episodes.

And also starring Cuba Gooding Jr.

And also starring Cuba Gooding Jr.

Tom Morello really brought the leftist verve I expect when he guitar battled Large Chin Guy in Guitar Hero III.

Tom Morello really brought the leftist verve I expect when he guitar battled Large Chin Guy in Guitar Hero III.

Probably true for a coach to have little experience in America. The only experience my dad had coaching my team was coaching the Green team the year before.

Probably true for a coach to have little experience in America. The only experience my dad had coaching my team was coaching the Green team the year before.

It's schmear. Like with cream cheese.

It's schmear. Like with cream cheese.

People who say "table this discussion" should be killed with a table.

People who say "table this discussion" should be killed with a table.

Patton Oswalt and Chris Hardwick riffed on movies that have titles like this. Right now, there are dozens of screenplays out there with names like "Keepin' it Snazzy", "Too Much Information" and "Could Be Worse"

Patton Oswalt and Chris Hardwick riffed on movies that have titles like this. Right now, there are dozens of screenplays out there with names like "Keepin' it Snazzy", "Too Much Information" and "Could Be Worse"

John Rhys Davies was in a couple of Uwe Boll flicks. The WHM guys need to hop on that ol' shitwagon.