I liked the ones where she was a cowardly knight with a big nose.

The best ones were
whenever she pulled away the football every time Zippy tried to kick it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tina Fey makes an appearance as Sarah Palin, the spirit of competitive motherhood incarnate.

Shouldn't McLane have a "terminal" illness?

Dying Hard Becomes Her: Kate Hudson and Winona Ryder as two comically immortal lady cops teaming up with McLane to…whatever.

Son of Die Hard: John McLane Jr. graduates from the New Orleans police academy and teams up with Dear ol' Dad to repel evil (and irritatingly pompous) French reactionaries attempting to invade during a hurricane.

John Ritter's sitcom was called "Three's A Crowd".

CHiPs Spin-off
I remember one episode of CHiPs where Jon and Ponch were only in for about three minutes and the rest of it was a martial-arts instructor that was teaching people to use their "Chi" for telekenesis. They defused a bomb with their mind.

Gigantor's Cordon Bleu assertion
If it were ham, rather than bacon, and the cheese were Swiss or Gruyere instead of pepperjack, you would be correct in calling it a Cordon Bleu.

They had me at "two breasts".

Barry Bostwick also played a serial killer on an episode of Cold Case that centered around his first murder after a showing of Rocky Horror.

One for the meta anachronism fans…
Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink in a 1968 episode of Batman. Adam West tells him to say hello to Colonel Hogan. No explanation of the 25-year time/space warp that brought Klink to Gotham City.

From The Jim Rome Show:

Credit to whomever said it before me…
I guess that lose-y, quitty thing is working for her.

Snooki!
Snooki Snooki Bo Booki Bo Nan Fan Fo Fooki Fee Fi Fo Mooki!
Snooki!

Lay off Garry Marshall. I love and respect him as my Alpha Tau Omega brother.

Anybody remember a game called Doughboy? Possibly obtained via two proofs-of-purchase and $1.00 S&H from Pillsbury?

Taco John's and Taco Bueno are also decent, but you folks from the coasts will probably never get to try them.

"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud!"

Regional brands vs national/global
I like Double Cola out of Chattanooga, Tennesse. They also make Ski, a citrusy soda comparable to Mountain Dew, and Jumbo, a flavor line similar to Fanta. I've been drinking a lot of Coke products because of the My Coke Rewards program, which has been pretty good to me, but Mountain…