I thought we were supposed to keep talking to idiotking because he seems like kind of a cool guy?

I remember figuring out the same thing after TDK, Col. The way I figured it, Reese gets fired from Wayne Industries after his colossal fuck-up and snaps (which, I'm pretty sure, is what actually happened to the Riddler in at least a few continuities), and, since he knows Batman's true identity (and Bats is out of the…

I'm not really sure I'd call Gale a hipster. Everything about him seemed almost painfully earnest and dorky; he used a teaball because it's already been established how serious he is about his hot caffeinated beverages, I assume his theory books are there because he's interested in political theory ("I'm definitely a…

There's a Law and Order: Baltimore now?

Melvin$!

I'd hate to see Catwoman, personally, especially as a love interest. Rachel Dawes was sort of a weak character, but her death is remarkably important in the Nolanverse, and I'd absolutely hate to see it undermined with a shoe-horned in love interest. Plus Catwoman kinda blows.

I looked it up. I was partially wrong; it wasn't the most successful independent album of all time, it was the 12th independent album ever to reach #1 since the Nielsen Soundscan was implemented. The first? NWA's "Niggaz4Life," for what it's worth.

Cleveland! You're completely right. I don't know how that one got by me, thanks.

I'm pretty sure Malkovich is the villain in Jonah Hex.

Melvin Treasure Island.

I don't think that's the same thing, Kielbasa, since Depp's still an American citizen and cities don't require official citizenship.

They should rename themselves "the Melvin$" with all this bank they're rollin' in.

LCD Soundsystem was also second-billed at Coachella, under Jay-Z and above Them Crooked Vultures. Movin' up in the world, I guess.

Oh shit, Machete's coming out too. So that.

The fact that Toy Story 3 is a sequel doesn't bother me, because I trust Pixar with sequels at this point.

There was an episode of No Reservations where Tony Bourdain hung out with Harvey Pekar, Toby Radloff, and Marky Ramone in, I think, Cincinnati.

That's actually how I read the headline at first. I was impressed by how self-aware he was.

I remember the sitcom, with a pre-fame Bradley Cooper and a post-Freaks and Geeks John Francis Daley. Also, Frank Langella!

The Rooster will have to bring along his trust Fuck It Bucket.

When Thom is king, the music industry will be first against the wall.