Does that mean she's good at pretending she's asleep?

I'm suing this thread.

What did they spend all their money on?  Hookers dressed like Zelda, Samus and Princess Peach?

I volunteer to explain the study while taking off my shirt.  I might not have the body for it, but I will beet anyone's offer.  Brad Pitt wants $25,000 for it?  I'll do it for a sandwich.

When I got to the part with the sea snakes, I jumped up and turned off the game because I was so freaked out.  But yes, zipping through the water was awesome.

And it's a shame too.  I just beat Metroid Prime 3 and was really impressed by how the Wii's controllers were used.  I hope that with the launch of Wii U, Nintendo and third party developers can get their process stream lined enough to take advantage of the new control scheme.

I played a lot of Link to the Past and always felt that Ocarina of Time was a derivative instead of an evolution.  For example, you could pick up pots or bushes and actually use them as weapons.  You can do this in OoT (and MM, WW and TP), but it doesn't work with the lock on targeting, which would be an obvious way…

She offers them blow jobs as compensation.  They all refuse.

I'll be honest, I only clicked on this article cause of the picture of the women's awesome boobs.  I didn't even read it.

Fight Club (the Book) was left open for a sequel.  I always wanted to see a fat, aging Brad Pitt reprise his role.

Leave the threatening to me!

I volunteer to repay the favor.

*cries in shame, eats a whole chocolate cake*

Funny on so many levels.

No doubt he denies this.

Hopefully with a petulant rant.

If Cobain is Jesus and Grohl is Peter, is Love Judas or Mary Magdalene?  Please have an intro paragraph, three supporting paragraphs and a concluding paragraph.

I bet it wasn't random.  In fact I bet it's written in halfway down the set list.

At least Warren Jeffs won't give them herpes.

I look forward to taking my kids to a WWE event and saying, "look she was once a semi-popular musician."