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But I wanted to post that comment.

I'd fuck Love if my protection was an armed swat team.  and a lead condom.

Cable would be nice cause then they could swear and we might see Annie's Boobs.

This is like the last time I had sex.

Careful, you might give NBC execs an idea for a show called, "Prime Time Line."  It would be a whacky behind the scenes show like 30 Rock, only they have to compete with television shows from alternate realities!

I feel privileged to get this reference.

DO NOT WANT!

I wanted to see the expert with the ridiculous hair though.

I did think it was kind of lazy to parody it without going over the top more.  They could have cut Sowinski to create a ridiculously contrived story one why the Pilgrims were at ware with the Indians or why they were on Earth.

I gotta disagree.  Portman getting "stuffed" into her role as the Keeper of the Portal is classic/typical South Park criticism of a movie's non sequitor.  ZZZ totally called.

I remember when Thor came out there was a discussion between AV Club members on friends-of-friends who had allegedly screwed Portman.  Part of the discussion involved talk of a guy who'd used the 'Mystery method' to get in her pants.

It would.  But then I came along.

I can do this all day.

Maybe Punch Drunk Love was his attempt to break his addiction to making crappy movies.  But he relapsed.

"A commentary on a commentary" is my favorite post modern trope (hence my username).

I bet Kim Kardashian hates those who hate on the Hater.  So it's not just a human centipede, it's a human circle-pede.

But aren't you a little biased "Spar-Tacos?"

I read that as "foreskin"

But tits and girl on girl!

So much better than a firstie.