Wait what?  Is this really a thing?

Or your health class was replaced with abstinence "education".

I've always said that if you troll Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings to get laid, you probably belong in those groups to begin with.

Plus trashy girls really know how to give a good blowjob.

No one would object if I kidnapped Lindsey Lohan and reformed her a la 'Black Snake Moan' would they?

I was hoping for some kind of beat off instead.

No.  I'm beginning to question if they were really my friends at all.

What's the initiation like?

I had a pair of tremendously intelligent friends who owned an ICP album.  I wouldn't go so far as to say that they were Juggaloes, in that they listened to good music too

It's all becoming clear now…

That's adorable and HORRIFYING!

This will feed every Juggaloes fantasy that their dick step dad actually works for the FBI. 

The Joker is far too focused for the likes of Juggaloes.

I can only pray that the Internet delivers that fan made video.

I truly pitty those agents.  Though they are probably getting what they deserve.

I'm halfway tempted to dress up as Batman next time I go down to the protests.

Best sign seen at zombie crawl in Denver yesterday: 1% of zombies control 50% of brains

Again Cookie Monster for president!

I was going to rebuke you for this HDB, but then I realized that I spend much of my own work day fucking around too.

At the occupy protest I was at in Denver yesterday a banker came down with bags of money, tears streaming down his face.  He couldn't handle all the name calling anymore and said we'd won.