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Maybe we can have some kind of alternative timeline batman.

Wait if each room has four corners, does that mean that your mansion only has 3 rooms?

Cookie Monster for President!

Also, if Batman beats the snot out of some rich bankers, that would be cool too.

I WANT NOW!

I know! Shia can TRANSFORM into Statham!

One word: Unicron.  Wait, is that redundant?

2nd Unicron.

He could die, but be resurrected as a Transformer!

Bay refuses to compromise his artistic vision.

In Soviet Russion, man exploits you!

We'll make great pets.

Yeah, but you have to take into account that Scandinavian countries are smarter than the United States.

Yeah, but you have to take into account that Scandinavian countries are more progressive than the United States.

I'm sure this has been said before, but Fox's sexy female hosts is just one more form of their disingenuous agenda (like their MTV style cut ins, celebrity news and has anyone mentioned their penchant for bending the truth?).

I remember that thread.  Hopefully, Warner Brothers will cast me in their movie as the guy who remembers that thread.

This is truly depressing.

I lol'ed so hard that liking your comment wasn't sufficient.

I'm hoping that the antagonist in this season is in fact a bizzaro study group (with John Goodman as the bizzaro dean).

I liked how his comic-book-nerdiness became the basis for winning the competition.