I liked it.  It's such overkill.

I wish I'd picked 'Fall of Man' as my AV Club user name.

Wait isn't Noncompus being ironic?

What a missed opportunity to start a brawl at a funeral.

An actual intellectual debate on AV Club!

*needle scratches across the record*

We had three (3) summer festivals this season!

The Onion/A.V. Club is the fifth column of the liberal elite.  It makes boring places so cool and interesting that all the Reds see the error of their ways.

It was only a matter of time.  Denver and Boulder have had it since the 90s.

Obviously because Fort Collins is economically more important than L.A.  Geez.

I'm game, but can you use it in a sentence?

La Pipe: I hear that Denver is actually the unofficial capital of the Juggaloes.  So if we can get them to leave for a week and go to CS, I don't have a problem with that.

Let's convince them that the Gathering of the Juggaloes is taking place at the Focus on the Family compound this year. 

No doubt that conservatives will counter with Rick Santorum themed ice cream.

"self-consuming" should be replaced by "incestuously cannibalistic" for maximum effect.

I always assumed that any American/French animosity was some kind sibling rivalry on the geo-political scale.  As much as we have in common culturally with the British, I think we behave (in terms of foreign policy, how we see the world, etc) like the French.

I saw that and thought, "I can't wait to name drop them around my pretentious friends."

Where's my AI uprising story where
robots are bemused and slightly embarrassed by the thought that they'd try or even want to enslave humanity? Cause really, they have more important things to do.

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