My favorite part of this song is the descending-note guitar solo at about 3:31. It's like satanic Spike Jones.

Every band is a little family. And everybody's family is crazy.

Chaff is important dietary fiber

If he is still drawing that badly at age ten he should give up.

There's a Gateway to Geekery about GBV.

God, I wonder if Morrisey is gay. Hmmm.

Huh, that's an actual show. I thought it was just some absurd inside joke. Oh well, back to darning socks.

The three Gs that made America: Guns, Gaga, and Glitter.

Just like real life voting!

HA HA HA!!!!!

Is there a book where everybody kills himself in the end? That mixed with Star Wars.

I wish I had some heroin bath salts.

OK, OK, they have that "120 Minutes" sound. Better?

"Pissy fits literally rape" is an anagram of "silly fatality perspires."

Yeah, until he got all fat on prison food.

I am finishing painting my kids' room bright green and assembling a god damn bunk bed that I got on sale at Slumberland, so that hopefully when the older kid wants to kick the younger kid in the fucking face at night she won't be able to do it without falling out of the god damn top bunk. And then I'll have to spend…

If the robot doesn't pay, you can attach an attorney lien on the client himself! Along with a fridge magnet advertising your services.

But can your pole spit that far?

He's going to have to get an 11-foot pole.

I have plantar warts that are older than Miley Cyrus.