If he couldn't figure out that what he was telling the UN was bullshit then he's a fucking idiot as well as a liar.

Are you saying that they like to smoke rocks of crack?

Right, "Mary."

Got to have a life in the first place before you can be considered to be wasting it.

I was hoping it was about power tools. My Bosch reciprocating saw destroys.

Wait, the Cows have a movie out?

Pud: just brush his teeth with a little bleach. Or gums,whatever.

*zzt*

I thought Rastafarians believed that Haile Selassie was Santa Claus?

Who wins more: (1) someone who knew about this thing and suspected it was fake, (2) someone who knew about it and didn't give a shit, (3) someone who never heard of this until now; or (4) someone who still has never heard of this thing?

I keep telling my kids that Santa isn't real, but they refuse to believe me.

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Especially the part where they were selling Lars' art collection. That was awesome.

Maybe a big snuggly stuffed baboon with a bourbon tit.

We used to sing this little ditty at the Viking Bar:

"Socialist"? It's nice and repetitive. Non-distracting. Could be a decent choice.

What, nobody is going to say she should have flashed her tit instead?

Oh I hate it when I get a huge Monk gap. Without antifungal medication, those don't go away for like three weeks!

They paid for Madonna's abortion.