If there are 23 then I could probably kill 22 after I am done with them.

Come back Bialstoc, come back…

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I don't think thats true. His heart monitor and vital signs all looked and sounded flat too me.

Yep
The Matrix and Spielbergs War of the Worlds.
I like both movies but, saying "I love you" brings Neo back to life. Really?
The kid survives a huge explosion. Really? Surely the movie could of ended very bittersweet when they reach the mothers house.
Probably more third act "moments" than actual third acts though.

The Crow as I remember it was terrible, and they had a horrible cover of Joy Division's Dead Souls over some kind of "scene of angst," which made me want to pick out my ear drums.

I was thinking of a show that shows graphic depictions of Mohammed being spit roasted by Jesus and Moses, followed by Vishnu performing bukkake on them all. This is followed by Jesus, Mohammed and Moses (cum-stained) suckling on his teets, eating bacon sandwiches and banging a couple of cows. The twist will be that…

Pants!
DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?

Del Nachos?

Also, shoot first. Just in case.

Well as a enjoyable mindless romp I enjoyed Bay's TMNT. You hipsters need to learn that not everthing has to be artsy and pretentious. Sometimes it's good to see a brainless popcorn movie and not expect good acting/humour/scripts/cinematography/set design/characters. Or new ideas. Or emotion. Or challenging moral…

Alex Jones…fucking lunatic. I don't know if anyone who makes money out of that shit really believes it. Like all cunts of his ilk (HIV-AIDS Deniers/Anti-Vaxxers/Moon Hoaxers/9-11 Truthers/Psychics/Priests/Imams etc.) I think he is a slightly above average intelligence con-man able to pray on the confused, weak and…

Shrek
The Shrekening?

It's shit, don't even fucking bother you brainless fucks otherwise I will find you and eat everything you own. Bitches.

Sounds Good
Good

Watson was easily the best of the child actors in Potter, followed by Grint then Radcliffe. Now we have Radcliffe trying to play angry most of the time which makes me laugh, and Grint is being marginalised as a useless sidekick(as he was in the books), leaving Watson to be the only one I find likable. Although that…

The Fatties are to be admired for not conforming to societal pressures and staying true to their identities. Unlike those thin fucks who pursue the type of "perfection" seen in magazines and TV. I mean what kind of a cunt exercises and eats a proportional diet, what kind of benefit does that bring. Fucking show offs,…

Remove those sunglasses Calrissian! You're confusing the menfolk.

@Right Wingnut
Really? More implausible than the fact Randy Quaid can fly a fighter jet. Thats gotta be a close call.

They survived extinction, I suppose that is kind of cheery. Like not being beaten up or not being molested as a child.