"I've got so many secrets…they're BONE CHILLING."

Is it even a little possible we could get somebody who actually likes the show to review it? 

"Yo, that's a pimp dog!" = Automatic A

Fat Pickup Artist.  "Get her to kino your moobs!"

I remember listening to Color Me Once and thinking, "I don't know who this Violent Femmes chick is, but she sounds pretty hot!"

Way to overact, Goggins!