But he was eating WALNUTS!

Forget punctuation and go with 40 point all caps.

Michael Caine has been refreshingly candid about liking both work and money.

Wow did I like this. I missed the "17 minute album" part of the review and used it as a running track. I was surprised when it ran out before mile 3. So I listened to it three times in a row.

I wouldn't worry about that, most of us think of them as the Washington Redskins of baseball.

And that, Scott Gimple, is how you beat a guy to death on TV

More likely by Reese Bobby.

Oh crap! Sweden just star sixty-nined us!!

Mr. Blue Sky by ELO

Straight outta Cupertino

The AV Club has been devoting an increasing amount of time and space to telling the internet what a good job it is doing ( or that it did a good job on something several months or years ago). Like 15 times a day. Not sure the Internet needs this much encouragement anymore.

Whatever gets R Marcos Taylor more work. His Suge was way more menacing than some intergalactic demigod or whatever Thanos is supposed to be.

I miss Cal already. He had a nice evil Wayne Brady vibe.

New game: Drink every time Eph drinks because the show needs to remind us that Eph drinks.

I thought losing the wig would be an improvement but now I'm distracted by wondering how long it takes to airbrush the fake stubble on Corey Stoll's head

American Dad (obviously)
Rick and Morty?

No, we cannot.

Sorry, Tennessee !

Eph Goodweather is the Mark Benford for a new decade.

Sarah Palin thinks the First Amendment protects your right to stay on TV, even if you make unpopular comments. Martin Bashir will be relieved.