Your mom steals dicks.

The ads they ran in anticipation of their Golden Globe bump made it look…uh, what's the word…really fucking stupid.

Yeah, it is certainly no masterpiece, but it was an entertaining tribute to a certain time. Teenage me would have fucking loved it to death. If you view it on the same plane as Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc. I don't really see what the problem is.

What? No. That's just the incorrect way to read. You are supposed to hear everything in a "neutral" voice, in order to properly evaluate the sense of it. It's not radio.

The material here is better than Live from Chicago but not as good as Animal Furnace. Or at least I think that's the case. I'm not going to rewatch all that shit before I hit send on this comment.

In the gritty reboot Booger would be more like Philip Seymour Hoffman in Happiness. He'd live the basement, have a gun collection, and be a raving misogynist, and the nerds would unquestioningly accept him because of his encylopedic knowledge or LotR and shit.

The thing that sucks about any of these Catan-themed spreads is that you aren't necessarily going to get to eat them, even if it's your turn. You just end up feeding other people who called dibs on the black olives or whatever the fuck.

I spent a minute or two reading this and thinking "They had Daryl Hannah, the woman from Splash, come on and do the Sean Connery Jeopardy impression? How would that even work?"

And then you will jizz blood everywhere.

I would probably show up for a live Pee-Wee's Big Adventure performance.

If not giving a shit is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Not caring about things is the best.

Yeah, it's a folksy name for some sort of open-air concert pavillion, IIRC.

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The only thing I can remember about Rock's MC'ing career is the time he was presenting an emmy and his whole shtick was "Weeds? That's a show? Yeah, good luck with that, that'll win." And then of course it did, and Mary Louise Parker had a funny little zinger back ("You should watch it sometime Chris, you'd like it.")

Heh, I had to see this in context, since the complaint has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and I found it hard to imagine that any cars had even appeared on screen. It looks like quite the rant, and this particular complaint is in the "things I'd rather watch a documentary about" section.

Haha I know the sound you mean. It's some kind of bowed metal instrument. A quick google search suggests that its called the "waterphone."

Yep, the kind of soulless jerk who would tell you that "this is how the world works" and imply that you are somehow immature for expecting anything different.

Yeah, it would seem to be one or the other. Back in my day (at uconn) I don't remember either one being touted as such (or if one was, it would be umass.) Our graduation speaker was Micheal Bolton.

I think the most aggravating part of this will be people who get sanctimonious about this on Facebook but not realize that the survey almost certainly asked whether "Judith Sheindlin" was on the Supreme Court (and not "Judge Judy.") There will be some idiot out there who will even insist "No, they said Judge Judy!"…