Assuming that top 100 lists of comedians are a thing[?], I would expect him to sink in the ratings but still be on there. It's no secret that plenty of great entertainers are assholes. He can be the Birth of a Nation of comedians.

welcome to the jungle - legitimately weird and awesome
paradise city - mediocre
sweet child of mine - sucked

You're my fact-checkin' cuz'!

So, does he really speak like an "ordinary guy"?

Your mom is the most reliable in my experience.

But it seems fun to add another level of punnery to it and we all know Holmes is a person (whereas "homes" is the plural of "home" which is not what is intended.)

Yeah, its strange, songs aren't really ubiquitous anymore. It's not like the days when you had to hear "La Vida Loca" over and over again, against your will. Here in NYC you can actually avoid a wildly popular pop tune for months.

Let's go with the median, then.

Slightly abbreviated term for MRSA. It's a nasty, antibiotic-resistant virus.

Supposedly this was why Ringo was not allowed to write songs - he'd show off his new creation to the other guys and they would say "You just wrote [song that already exists.]"

In a battle between Muse and Coldplay, who would win.

It's what they do!
*audience cheers wildly, candidate is totally insulated from criticism*

I'll just add to this that I have neighbors who are cops, right in my apartment building. Two are perfectly nice, and one is a straight-up psychopath, openly hostile in day-to-day interactions and always feuding with people over crudely-concocted bullshit.

I teach music at the college level, and one of the classes all music-majors have to take is "ear training," in which everybody has to sing. Some kids entering college are terrible singers (because they just spent all of high school playing their instrument and never worried about singing.)

Bingo, the consistent theme is that they just care about themselves. As middle-aged white people with jobs, they are unlikely to even have negative interactions with cops, so who cares. But they think that "government waste" and regulations and social programs cost them money, so that's terrible.

What I find funny about this is that right-wingers seem to be a significant portion of his audience, because they love all the violence and all that cold-ass shit. So some cops out there are legitimately hurt that he doesn't worship them unconditionally like a good person is supposed to do.

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I am pretty drunk and I couldn't understand any of that shit. Masks on top of masks, or something.

It kind of reminds me of that Russian guy from Brooklyn who had an online business selling glasses, and realized that he could boost his search-engine position by being a psychopath, calling up customers and threatening them. The frantically negative reviews on Yelp etc. just served to raise his profile. Google had…

Yeah it sounds like the guy possibly wants dumb people to click on the stories, because he wants the ad revenue. The intent is to deceive, which is not a "joke."