I'll see your one lesbian high-school girlfriend and raise you one. It seems like it's more typical than not that gay kids try hetero dating before they come out (or at least it was in the late 80s.)

They think you are going to use it on the train, apparently. Good luck wanking around with your phone while you are packt like sardines.

Also, important question: What bands are in your Q folder? Quilt joins Q and not U, Quintron, and Question Mark and the Mysterians on my hard drive. (Yes, that's right, I have no Queen.)

This is a nice tune, by the end of one play I was sold. BUT, I am concerned about this herky-jerky groove. It either causes them to rush some of the downbeats or creates the illusion that they are early. God created hi-hats for a reason, kids, subdivide or die.

Only if they play the riff while they grind. bomp, bahbomp, bomp, bomp, bomp…

"Oh ho ho, you're right, I'm a total asshole. Now, in Robocop…"

I was pleasantly surprised that he made such conventional choices with the songs, rather than trying hard to be cool.

Yeah, sorry, my response was more to what the guy above you was saying ("I'd rather pick this side and be wrong than that side and be wrong.")

"that this isn't a case of someone having been accused of being a bank robber or of being a compulsive panty thief"

OK, you are picking the morally better option. So basically what you are saying is that your take on what happened (like, factually) is influenced by what makes you feel like a better person.

Actually, the reaction to not take it seriously rings true for me. When people are accused of things they didn't do, sometimes they think "well, I KNOW I didn't do this, so it's impossible to prove that I did, so what do I have to worry about. It'll all work out." They forget that everybody else in the entire world…

Yeah, the internet hair-splitting is getting me down, people seizing on out-of-context details like it proves something. Guess what: you started with a "gut reaction" and you are filling the rest in with garbage.

Dude, you missed the joke. Which is that bars have burgers and beer. Also, they are about the same price point as Five Guys.

Yeah, so many "fuck you" bits happen in the movie that you can't help but be a little put out, I think. But here's my take on the puzzle, which makes it work for me:

I think his point was that you can get a real burger at a bar for about the same price, AND enjoy a beer at the same time.

That joke isn't funny anymore.

In one sense this is going to sound ridiculous, but I was straight-up confused by the Coke commercial at first. There didn't seem to be enough visual information to establish that the people singing were, in fact, in the United States, and I thought the message was "the world loves us and is grateful for our exported…

Elliott Smith

Haha, his storied path wends its way through Irritating Ubiquityville and stretches all the way to Slobtown.

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