I base all my finances on the AV Club which is why I have all those Franklin CDs.

I lost most of my portfolio holding onto Y2K for too long. It was going up in 99; what the hell happened?

It's going to be all about killer snowman and Santas this winter.

But you see zombies are symbolic. They represent the USA or The rain Forrest or whatever.

Shit. I put all my money into talking baby movies.

Wankslyvania.

Man I'm looking forward to my high school reunion. Creating fake facebook accounts and mocking the people who used to make fun of me just isn't cutting it anymore.

Knowing Tara Reids movie track record I'm guessing she'll be sone kind of nuclear scientist/ time cop.

If selling semen counts as a first job then yes.

With his wife playing someone's stripper mom and Chris Hardwick getting killed by draculas.

Because your picture is all crazy are you evil Jame Franco?

I'd fuck me.

Rage Against the Machine must hate these guys.

Thanks for that. Ive been really bad to her and she deserves something better.

You know the TNG finale where an antitime explosion works backwards. Yeah, my listening to the Decemberists is so hip it functions in anti time.

Wait, so this isn't about Uncharted?

Was she the middle one? I always liked her best.

Phel and Prison Wine.  One of the berst things ever.

What you do with that GIF isn't allowed in 18 states.

I had one.  I couldn't even find the damn battlefield.