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The first time you take out a helicopter.

You misspelled adorkable.

I was named after Roberto Clemente. Sorry dad for being shitty at sports. Does posting alot on messsage boards make me ok?

Are you Kate Beaton?

Topanga amirite?

I went as Batman one year in a costume my mom made for me. I found the mask a few years ago and it still fits. I had a giant fucking head.

Mansion sniffles?

She's a lonely workaholic. Hes a free spirited horn dog.

So the AV Club then.

Everyone must agree with me about everything!

It is cool isn't it.

Who gives a fuck? The war in Iraq is over!

There seem to be a surprisingly low number of people playing assault as a traditional medic. I do, but so far I've had to get used to the timing of the defib and health kit so as to no die.

Pfft. Who cares about movies. Work your cares away. Dancing is for another day.

I love the idea of a front in the game. Taking a bottleneck with a squad can be so rewarding.

During the multiplayer when your cover explodes after a tank rips away everything that's you've ever cared for and rubble sprays over your blurred vision the graphics look extremely good even on a console.

Who's playing the multiplayer? Enjoying it but a days worth of Arkham (fuck you Riddler) fucked up my aiming. Also there are way too many people just fucking around in planes. Find me, PSN ID: OW_Holmes, because I was a procrastinating law student when I thought it up. We could form a clan and build strategies around

I just remember Will Friedel making out with Jennifer Love Hewitt and thinking it was oddly hot.

Man did I hope she would die.

Not really. I just started telling different people it was different things. I also got to wear a suit which gave me +5 CHAR.