I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

What, no love for Little Lord Fauntleroy?

That's Audio Consultant to you.

Really? What's that like?

Von Sydow's finest performance was clearly as Brewmeister Smith.

Graham will always be the Newsradio efficiency expert in my mind.

Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.

Of course, Soylent Green in the original novel was just soy beans and lentils.

"I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance."

"Meryl Streep plays Margaret Thatcher as the kind of stiff-upper-lipped British patrician"

Oh agreed, it sat poorly with me, too.  I just find it odd that it's often forgotten that Beth was #2.

Oh agreed, it sat poorly with me, too.  I just find it odd that it's often forgotten that Beth was #2.

Note that he is currently on his third wife.

Note that he is currently on his third wife.

Yeah, that one sentence about himself is unconscionable!

Yeah, that one sentence about himself is unconscionable!

The Book of Lists had a section of bizarre deaths.  For some reason, it scared the heck out of me, especially the part about spontaneous human combustion.

The Book of Lists had a section of bizarre deaths.  For some reason, it scared the heck out of me, especially the part about spontaneous human combustion.

"Werewolves of London" is catchy, but one of Zevon's best songs?  Come on.

"Werewolves of London" is catchy, but one of Zevon's best songs?  Come on.