"Hey you! Yeah, you! Google Glass is not for porn!" "That's right. Now go back to your daughter's graduation party. Do it. Doooo iiit….Get it? Starsky and Hutch?"…"You're dead weight, Owen."

"I don't know, Lamont, my ring went off, so why don't you tell me what's up?"

C'mon, let's turn that upside down, Robert Frowny Jr!

I had a dream last night. My belly-button was a Phillips head screw, and I'm workin' at unscrewin' it, and when I get it unscrewed, my Iron Man falls off.

Breathe. Breeeeeeeaaaathe.

The loser of the Caption Contest will receive…

Charlie Chaplin (right) with Joan Barry and Sir Laurence Olivier, sharing a laugh on the set of 'Shadows and Substance II: Lady and the Tramp!'.