Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light
All I wanna feel now is the wind in my eyes!

No need to go flaunting your credentials from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, @avclub-de9240f5c623bf031dcf0fca9770db44:disqus .

No need to go flaunting your credentials from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, @avclub-de9240f5c623bf031dcf0fca9770db44:disqus .

I don't think you're actually a GG Allin / Tim Allen gimmick poster, but if you are, that is the perfect post. 

I don't think you're actually a GG Allin / Tim Allen gimmick poster, but if you are, that is the perfect post. 

I've met a few teenagers who lost a testicle because they had torsion but were too awkward and teenagery to go to the emergency room or tell a responsible adult that their balls hurt.  Thus, I will raise my children to scream "my balls hurt!" at the slightest provocation.

I've met a few teenagers who lost a testicle because they had torsion but were too awkward and teenagery to go to the emergency room or tell a responsible adult that their balls hurt.  Thus, I will raise my children to scream "my balls hurt!" at the slightest provocation.

I only watch backyard suturing.  Those Filipinos are hard fucking core!

I only watch backyard suturing.  Those Filipinos are hard fucking core!

Dude, I didn't like cancer either until I listened to its Original Standup.  That shit is hilarious!

Dude, I didn't like cancer either until I listened to its Original Standup.  That shit is hilarious!

This is the dilemma.  Black and white cinematography is a different beast than color, and while you can get good results converting to black and white, it's not the same as selecting costumes, set dressing, fake blood, etc with the intention of shooting them in black and white.  Instead, the episodes were shot in…

This is the dilemma.  Black and white cinematography is a different beast than color, and while you can get good results converting to black and white, it's not the same as selecting costumes, set dressing, fake blood, etc with the intention of shooting them in black and white.  Instead, the episodes were shot in…

Arguing about the validity of stereotype humor based on the actor's connection to the stereotyped group (let's call it the "gay-brother" argument) is a fool's errand.  When you play a minority character according to majority-held stereotypes, you're going to offend people, though the level of offense will vary…

Arguing about the validity of stereotype humor based on the actor's connection to the stereotyped group (let's call it the "gay-brother" argument) is a fool's errand.  When you play a minority character according to majority-held stereotypes, you're going to offend people, though the level of offense will vary…

I like Andy Garcia playing an Italian as much as Al Pacino playing a Cuban.

I like Andy Garcia playing an Italian as much as Al Pacino playing a Cuban.

I was about to be a dick about your reference to this being a failed "Christmas movie," but then it occurred to me that at this day and age any movie set during the winter holidays is basically a Christmas movie, regardless of whether it actually concerns that particular Christian holiday.  So, yeah, this is a failed…

I was about to be a dick about your reference to this being a failed "Christmas movie," but then it occurred to me that at this day and age any movie set during the winter holidays is basically a Christmas movie, regardless of whether it actually concerns that particular Christian holiday.  So, yeah, this is a failed…

When my wife and I were in college, she didn't know how to turn off "shuffle" on her roommate's CD change.  We thought we were going to fuck listening to David Bowie, but Blue Oyster Cult came on five minutes later.  She made me stop and turn off the music, even though I think it could've been okay.