No, nor is it The Million Dollar Man Ted Debiasi.  You can Google "One Night in Chyna" if you want more information, but seriously, you'll forget the faces of dead loved ones before you forget Chyna's clitoris.

No, nor is it The Million Dollar Man Ted Debiasi.  You can Google "One Night in Chyna" if you want more information, but seriously, you'll forget the faces of dead loved ones before you forget Chyna's clitoris.

Well, it depends on what you mean by "sexy."  If you mean "guys on the Internet will masturbate to it," then the duckface is as sexy as anything else that can be photographed. 

Well, it depends on what you mean by "sexy."  If you mean "guys on the Internet will masturbate to it," then the duckface is as sexy as anything else that can be photographed. 

Definitely the title of a late-50s novel about an alcoholic itinerant boxer.  Due to its graphic depiction of cunnilingus (excerpt: "He'd drunk from this well before.  She liked it, told him so.  To hell with them all, to hell with Malone for busting his rib.  His side hurt so he felt like Christ, but he went ahead…

Definitely the title of a late-50s novel about an alcoholic itinerant boxer.  Due to its graphic depiction of cunnilingus (excerpt: "He'd drunk from this well before.  She liked it, told him so.  To hell with them all, to hell with Malone for busting his rib.  His side hurt so he felt like Christ, but he went ahead…

She didn't need to beat Fergie: life has taken care of that.

She didn't need to beat Fergie: life has taken care of that.

When I was ten I sent Christopher Pike's publishing company a three-page outline of a sequel to one of his novels.  Far as I know I never got that co-author credit I was gunning for. 

When I was ten I sent Christopher Pike's publishing company a three-page outline of a sequel to one of his novels.  Far as I know I never got that co-author credit I was gunning for. 

Sorry, did you not see the tires on that thing?  Someone has invested way more money in preserving that car than the government has invested in preserving the health of this continent's indigenous peoples.

Sorry, did you not see the tires on that thing?  Someone has invested way more money in preserving that car than the government has invested in preserving the health of this continent's indigenous peoples.

That is Queen Victoria - they borrowed her mummified remains from the National Gallery.  Also, they could have flipped the image so the steering wheel was on the proper side - even then, I wouldn't believe Crown Vic with a spotlight could exist in the UK. 

That is Queen Victoria - they borrowed her mummified remains from the National Gallery.  Also, they could have flipped the image so the steering wheel was on the proper side - even then, I wouldn't believe Crown Vic with a spotlight could exist in the UK. 

It's like when I play the guitar in front of people, trading on a skill I learned ten years ago.  Christ, I need a new skill.  Can anyone teach me open heart surgery real quick?

It's like when I play the guitar in front of people, trading on a skill I learned ten years ago.  Christ, I need a new skill.  Can anyone teach me open heart surgery real quick?

There's a marked discrepency between the characters Brie has become famous for playing, who are sexy in their prim conservatism, and her public persona, which is far more worldly and aggressive.  If there is a Brie backlash, it's essentially the virgin/whore thing being acted out in real time.  She is one hell of an…

There's a marked discrepency between the characters Brie has become famous for playing, who are sexy in their prim conservatism, and her public persona, which is far more worldly and aggressive.  If there is a Brie backlash, it's essentially the virgin/whore thing being acted out in real time.  She is one hell of an…

Steakflower will not be Left Behind!

Steakflower will not be Left Behind!