Thanks to the plane, some of us are still… ALIVE!

Hold shot.

Hold shot.

Specific, I think you mean.

Specific, I think you mean.

Movies as bad as Troll 2 give me an odd kind of nausea that makes them harder for me to watch. I have the same issue with Fulci movies, which I actually enjoy.

Movies as bad as Troll 2 give me an odd kind of nausea that makes them harder for me to watch. I have the same issue with Fulci movies, which I actually enjoy.

That seems like it would be a good match with Goblin's Suspiria theme for a midnight car ride to damnation playlist.

That seems like it would be a good match with Goblin's Suspiria theme for a midnight car ride to damnation playlist.

At least now I don't have to worry about showing all the movies to my kids. They'll watch my non anamorphic laserdisc quality DVDs of the original trilogy and then I'll say, get the fuck out of here, and tell me what yoda's up to.

At least now I don't have to worry about showing all the movies to my kids. They'll watch my non anamorphic laserdisc quality DVDs of the original trilogy and then I'll say, get the fuck out of here, and tell me what yoda's up to.

Hands over money.

Hands over money.

The zombies don't clap, do they?

The zombies don't clap, do they?

I just watched 'Slums of Beverly Hills' for the first time in about ten years, and I remember the first time I saw it thinking, 'yep, that's Natasha Lyonne. Damn, that Charles Manson obsessed guy is creepy.' This time I was like, 'Hey, it's Kevin Corrigan and David Krumholtz! Damn, whatever happened to Natasha Lyonne?'

I just watched 'Slums of Beverly Hills' for the first time in about ten years, and I remember the first time I saw it thinking, 'yep, that's Natasha Lyonne. Damn, that Charles Manson obsessed guy is creepy.' This time I was like, 'Hey, it's Kevin Corrigan and David Krumholtz! Damn, whatever happened to Natasha Lyonne?'

I don't remember much about the middle of the Dawn of the Dead remake, but the beginning is solid, and I actually thought the ending where they're on that island or whatever was deeply unnerving. I will say it was hurt by name recognition. Snyder's take on 'zombie survivors in a mall' was so different from Romero's…

I don't remember much about the middle of the Dawn of the Dead remake, but the beginning is solid, and I actually thought the ending where they're on that island or whatever was deeply unnerving. I will say it was hurt by name recognition. Snyder's take on 'zombie survivors in a mall' was so different from Romero's…

A few times I went to a bar that showed vintage porn on Saturday nights, curated by a creepy little gnome in Velcro shoes. The creepy gnome showed films from his personal VHS collection and would prepare an info sheet for each movie, referencing other work the stars had done and information about the production, and…