A few times I went to a bar that showed vintage porn on Saturday nights, curated by a creepy little gnome in Velcro shoes. The creepy gnome showed films from his personal VHS collection and would prepare an info sheet for each movie, referencing other work the stars had done and information about the production, and…

Funny, I've reached a point in my life where my coworkers are generally too busy to ramble about shit, ad my friends are people that I actually enjoy talking to, which means that my opportunities to hear someone extend a single declarative sentence into a lengthy monologue/diatribe/lecture are pretty limited. I…

Funny, I've reached a point in my life where my coworkers are generally too busy to ramble about shit, ad my friends are people that I actually enjoy talking to, which means that my opportunities to hear someone extend a single declarative sentence into a lengthy monologue/diatribe/lecture are pretty limited. I…

I remember those illustrations, though I'd forgotten that it was Mercer Mayer. Interestingly, that book (The Figure in the Shadows, btw) was much darker than many of Bellairs' books. Maybe someone wanted to lighten the mood?

I remember those illustrations, though I'd forgotten that it was Mercer Mayer. Interestingly, that book (The Figure in the Shadows, btw) was much darker than many of Bellairs' books. Maybe someone wanted to lighten the mood?

If I had to pick a uniquely weird Bellairs book, I'd go with The Dark Secret of Weatherend. It's funny, because the first Anthony Monday book was a treasure-hunt mystery without a supernatural element (don't remember the title), and then the follow up is this crazy shir about a guy who worships the weather and an…

If I had to pick a uniquely weird Bellairs book, I'd go with The Dark Secret of Weatherend. It's funny, because the first Anthony Monday book was a treasure-hunt mystery without a supernatural element (don't remember the title), and then the follow up is this crazy shir about a guy who worships the weather and an…

At this point the republican party is as knee jerk perverse as a fourteen year old boy. I feel bad for the normal conservatives out there who wind up voting libertarian to avoid seeming crazy - I mean, what the fuck kind of compromise is that?

At this point the republican party is as knee jerk perverse as a fourteen year old boy. I feel bad for the normal conservatives out there who wind up voting libertarian to avoid seeming crazy - I mean, what the fuck kind of compromise is that?

Yeah, why the fuck don't disinterested strangers have just as much right to discuss a woman's sexuality as the woman herself? No wonder this country is going to in a handbasket!

Yeah, why the fuck don't disinterested strangers have just as much right to discuss a woman's sexuality as the woman herself? No wonder this country is going to in a handbasket!

As a respected tv personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

As a respected tv personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Best part: they bleach connery's chest hair instead of shaving it. Leaving aside the stereotypes regarding smooth chested Asian men, he's a secret agent who won't even shave his chest for an undercover mission.

Best part: they bleach connery's chest hair instead of shaving it. Leaving aside the stereotypes regarding smooth chested Asian men, he's a secret agent who won't even shave his chest for an undercover mission.

Spike Lee made some great movies in the 90s (I like summer of Sam better than Malcolm X, god help me, and Clockers and Crooklyn are both unbelievably good). Unfortunately, he made a big splash in 1989, turned out good to great work through the 90s, knocked it out of the park with 25th Hour in the 21st century, and now…

Spike Lee made some great movies in the 90s (I like summer of Sam better than Malcolm X, god help me, and Clockers and Crooklyn are both unbelievably good). Unfortunately, he made a big splash in 1989, turned out good to great work through the 90s, knocked it out of the park with 25th Hour in the 21st century, and now…

Well, that comment wins. Go home everyone, the Internet is closed for the day.

Well, that comment wins. Go home everyone, the Internet is closed for the day.

The Internet is way too small to house such a list.