The Internet is way too small to house such a list.

Really you could argue that's all he's done.

Really you could argue that's all he's done.

Really you could argue that's all he's done.

A mix-cylinder prepared by the esteemed composer Mr A.F. Wilkes-Krier I presume? He knows his way around a salacious limerick.

A mix-cylinder prepared by the esteemed composer Mr A.F. Wilkes-Krier I presume? He knows his way around a salacious limerick.

A mix-cylinder prepared by the esteemed composer Mr A.F. Wilkes-Krier I presume? He knows his way around a salacious limerick.

And not a single foreign language movie in the lot! A French dude removing his head for two minutes doesn't count!!!

And not a single foreign language movie in the lot! A French dude removing his head for two minutes doesn't count!!!

I think one of the big things the AVClub has going for it is that it publishes the poles and justifications for choices as a separate article, which is often more interesting than the list itself. I find the concept of any list being 'definitive' more frustrating than a publication revealing its biases in frank terms.

I think one of the big things the AVClub has going for it is that it publishes the poles and justifications for choices as a separate article, which is often more interesting than the list itself. I find the concept of any list being 'definitive' more frustrating than a publication revealing its biases in frank terms.

Apparently Michael Haneke is an overlooked filmmaker that needs a champion, but Spielberg is not. (Didn't anyone tell them he's Jewish?)

Apparently Michael Haneke is an overlooked filmmaker that needs a champion, but Spielberg is not. (Didn't anyone tell them he's Jewish?)

I found Slate's list particularly befuddling because they decided that white male directors from Europe were different than white male directors from America. It's as arbitrary as any distinction, and it does have artistic implications, but it invites the question of what Slate is arguing. Confronting a sexual/racial…

I found Slate's list particularly befuddling because they decided that white male directors from Europe were different than white male directors from America. It's as arbitrary as any distinction, and it does have artistic implications, but it invites the question of what Slate is arguing. Confronting a sexual/racial…

I have a dad related cringe moment (though it was more of a near miss): in high school I was watching Evil Dead for the zillionth time, and my dad came in. He actually wasn't averse to horror movies (apparently he once watched Hellraiser 2 just because it was in the VCR - he said it was the stupidest thing he'd ever…

I have a dad related cringe moment (though it was more of a near miss): in high school I was watching Evil Dead for the zillionth time, and my dad came in. He actually wasn't averse to horror movies (apparently he once watched Hellraiser 2 just because it was in the VCR - he said it was the stupidest thing he'd ever…

If I ever buy an island, I am naming it 'vagilla.' Thank you.

If I ever buy an island, I am naming it 'vagilla.' Thank you.

The question is how he feels when Gene Simmons inevitably does get cancer. Because he's an old guy.