A review of my YouTube browsing history reveals that my subconscious agrees with you.

A review of my YouTube browsing history reveals that my subconscious agrees with you.

Really? I always assume performers are at least 10 years older than they dress/act. I'm truly relieved that she has some time to grow out of whatever the fuck she's doing and, I don't know, go to library school or something.

Really? I always assume performers are at least 10 years older than they dress/act. I'm truly relieved that she has some time to grow out of whatever the fuck she's doing and, I don't know, go to library school or something.

Kind of, except lovecraft protagonists generally don't go mad in the full view of a crowd of onlookers. This is like a psychological bloodsport.

Kind of, except lovecraft protagonists generally don't go mad in the full view of a crowd of onlookers. This is like a psychological bloodsport.

I've never watched this show, but the reviews last season were a refreshing bastion of hope in a jaded Internet universe. Week after week: "well, maybe one of these days they'll retool the appalling parts out of this show and it'll all work. Until then, I'll keep dragging the waters for something to enjoy." It was…

I've never watched this show, but the reviews last season were a refreshing bastion of hope in a jaded Internet universe. Week after week: "well, maybe one of these days they'll retool the appalling parts out of this show and it'll all work. Until then, I'll keep dragging the waters for something to enjoy." It was…

I remember it being the movie I saw instead of 'Brotherhood of the Wolf' because my high school friends didn't want to read subtitles. Still annoyed about that.

I remember it being the movie I saw instead of 'Brotherhood of the Wolf' because my high school friends didn't want to read subtitles. Still annoyed about that.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

Eh, I'll bet hulk spends like 85% of his time jerking it.

Eh, I'll bet hulk spends like 85% of his time jerking it.

Verbing weirds language.

Verbing weirds language.

She's so hot she's making me sexist! That bitch!

She's so hot she's making me sexist! That bitch!

It's set mostly in the south side collar-suburbs (where I grew up) - oak lawn, evergreen park*, Burbank, I believe there's a scene in homewood-flossmore.

It's set mostly in the south side collar-suburbs (where I grew up) - oak lawn, evergreen park*, Burbank, I believe there's a scene in homewood-flossmore.